May 2013
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April 2013
9 posts
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Somebody make me stop procrastinating.
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March 2013
13 posts
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February 2013
9 posts
killtheclockinside:
whenever I’m becoming friends with someone new I like to play this game called “how long can I make this person think I’m normal” before I break out the weird
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January 2013
1 post
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August 2012
1 post
After being downvoted on Reddit:
I’ll go on Tumblr. That’ll cheer me up.
Oh look, a ton of naked women 1000x more beautiful than me.
July 2012
1 post
June 2012
46 posts
Mom: I think my biggest fear is growing to be an old woman completely alone.
Me: It's simple, Mom. All you have to do is wake up every morning and tell yourself, "I am a strong, independent, black woman who don't need no man."
So I’m trying to sleep when some giant fucking beetle flys by my face. Now I’m standing on the edge of the couch with one hand holding the door wide open and the other hand holding a pillow swatting what the neighbors must see as thin air. All while I’m about to fucking cry and flinching whenever I hear any little noise. Guess who’s not shutting their eyes tonight.
Somebody please kidnap me and we’ll drink cheap vodka and talk about trivial things.
